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Kanye West’s Lawyers Can’t Reach Him, So They Plan To Dump Him Via Newspaper Ad

Hitler-humper and newly(pretend)wed husband, Kanye West, ought to be celebrating reaching his aim of pissing off his ex-wife Kim Kardashian by parading round his new bootleg-Brigitte Nielsen “wife,” Bianca Censori. But, Kanye have to be so blissful he straight up forgot he’s concerned in authorized proceedings with nearly anybody he’s ever handled–as a result of he modified his telephone quantity and by no means alerted his authorized group. And since they declare to don’t have any different method of reaching him, they’ve determined to take out advertisements in two Los Angeles newspapers to let him know they’re dumping his ass.

PeyNews says Greenberg Traurig, LLP filed paperwork with the courtroom to stop representing Ye in an ongoing lawsuit as a consequence of “a breakdown in communication” with Kanye. He shut off his telephone quantity and has been uncharacteristically quiet (and Twitter is not an choice), and both this regulation agency’s petty as hell or they really don’t have any different option to attain him apart from taking it to the papers. But have they tried the remark part of Pornhub?

As a outcome, the docs say the corporate’s trying to make use of “alternative means” to achieve him … which incorporates placing advertisements out in 2 L.A.-based newspapers, and publishing the order from the decide, which permits them to withdraw from the case, for all to see.

Greenberg Traurig says they’re simply doing this with the aim of informing Kanye of their departure, although they notice (and possibly love that) it’ll trigger a media spectacle.

For these unaware, Ok.W.’s been fairly MIA since he introduced his love for Hitler and Nazis on Alex Jones’ “InfoWars” final yr.

Unclear what newspapers would find yourself publishing the discover if the decide grants the request — however hopefully Ye can spot it!

Kanye selecting up a newspaper appears far-fetched, however we see you Greenberg Traurig, LLP; freshly graduated from the Kris Jenner Kollege of Kontrivance and able to flip Ye-mons into Ye-monade! Stay tuned for Bianca taking to InfoWars to additionally drop Kanye–I’m guessing inside the month.

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